(Source: thecineman, via thegraken)
My cousin Is six.I was talking to him the other day and i said What do you want to be when you’re older?
He looked at me and went “A Unicorn”
And I was like “Why is that?”
“So I can stab people with my head”
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“i’ll have that drink now” aw dude I don’t even know this just happened
nothing like an appletini to take the edge off of a really bad failed earth domination attempt eh
(via imaninjapolarbear)
Completely Rational fears about baby Steve Rogers
… This is the greatest thing. The greatest.
I think of this whenever I watch the movie.
Steve honey, just sit in this chair and don’t move. Don’t even scratch your nose.
I love that he has basically every single condition ever.
(via imaninjapolarbear)
Thor, you’re embarrassing him in front of his super evil villain friends. You are the worst brother evar.
I just got a new tablet cause mines been broken for like ever.
(via black-nata)
(Source: colour-planet, via phobs-heh)
Castiel in On The Head Of A Pin
(Source: jennycockles, via dirtyovercoats)
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